People on omegle are so stupid.
Stranger: 20" Clit.
You: lmfaoooo!
You: thanks for sharing.
Stranger: No prob
Stranger: I also like...
Stranger: Shoving printers up my pussy
You: That's lovely.
Stranger: That turn you on?
You: I'm a girl sweetie. :).
Stranger: Oh shit
Stranger: Damn.
You: Lmfaoo. I hate girls like you.
Stranger: Yeah me too
You: You're an idiot...
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: Only on Thursdays
Stranger: So
Stranger: Do you want me to fuck you with my clit?
You: Actually, no. I'd rather you didn't.
Stranger: Oh ok
Stranger: Want to have some cheese and crackers?
You: No.
Stranger: And watch a football game?
Stranger: Hmm
You: Are you sure you're not a guy? Ahaha.
Stranger: What do you want to do? We can see a movie.
Stranger: -cough-
Stranger: Shit I"M DISCOVERED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LMAO. THIS MADE ME LAUGH.
